








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 455 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 166 matches | ||
| Wingman | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2432 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,646 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1264 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2214 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2493 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2675 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,005,929 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 508 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | O Weiwei👺 | 45 | 0.0144 |
| #2 | ♰Stay♰ | 6 | 0.0157 |
| #3 | mrkanek1(i like gothmommys) | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | -Z3NO- | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Joshi | 3 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | O Weiwei👺 | 396 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | -Z3NO- | 379 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #3 | mrkanek1(i like gothmommys) | 119 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Joshi | 82 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | ♰Stay♰ | 36 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Z3NO- | +2.00 | 78 | 67 |
| #2 | aeon | +0.75 | 75 | 52 |
| #3 | ♰Stay♰ | +0.74 | 84 | 42 |
| #4 | mrkanek1(i like gothmommys) | +0.02 | 71 | 31 |
| #5 | O Weiwei👺 | -1.29 | 71 | 51 |





