








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 202 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 87 matches | ||
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1876 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,025 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2098 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1907 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1369 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1651 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $589,376 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 91 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | monkeykong | 124 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | mrkanek1(i like gothmommys) | 78 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | O Weiwei👺 | 59 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | grüne Berliner Weisse | 58 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | aeon | 28 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mrkanek1(i like gothmommys) | +0.89 | 84 | 38 |
| #2 | Joshi | -0.51 | 84 | 55 |
| #3 | O Weiwei👺 | -1.09 | 70 | 52 |
| #4 | aeon | -1.26 | 74 | 55 |
| #5 | grüne Berliner Weisse | -1.43 | 78 | 44 |





