








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 429 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 381 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4088 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,802 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3231 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4199 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2567 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3805 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,257,531 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 136 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | msg | 67% | 27 |
| #2 | Marson.exe | 62% | 26 |
| #3 | NyKo | 58% | 24 |
| #4 | LITRULLY | 54% | 37 |
| #5 | T A K Y O N | 52% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T A K Y O N | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Nick Zutter | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | msg | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | NyKo | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Marson.exe | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nick Zutter | 613 | 0.36 | 17 min |
| #2 | T A K Y O N | 236 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | πΎππ© | 225 | 0.29 | 7 min |
| #4 | LITRULLY | 131 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | msg | 117 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | msg | +2.04 | 81 | 75 |
| #2 | Paradozz | +1.52 | 83 | 71 |
| #3 | Nick Zutter | +0.45 | 76 | 81 |
| #4 | πΎππ© | +0.35 | 62 | 81 |
| #5 | Marson.exe | +0.28 | 86 | 69 |





