








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 431 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 244 matches | ||
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3512 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,980 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7977 | 42% |
| Smokes | 4262 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3398 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3343 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $605,402 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 112 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marson.exe | 61% | 49 |
| #2 | LITRULLY | 56% | 170 |
| #3 | Toucan | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | T A K Y O N | 54% | 185 |
| #5 | πΎππ© | 53% | 146 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | πΎππ© | 53% | 146 |
| #6 | Neko | 52% | 79 |
| #7 | Saint Yaint | 51% | 39 |
| #8 | @1gbaCS | 50% | 58 |
| #9 | DANTHOMPSON | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T A K Y O N | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | πΎππ© | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | LITRULLY | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Marson.exe | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | DANTHOMPSON | 2 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πΎππ© | 780 | 0.25 | 23 min |
| #2 | T A K Y O N | 630 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #3 | LITRULLY | 573 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #4 | @1gbaCS | 314 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #5 | Marson.exe | 209 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | @1gbaCS | +1.32 | 76 | 61 |
| #2 | πΎππ© | +1.17 | 67 | 75 |
| #3 | Nick Zutter | +1.11 | 84 | 79 |
| #4 | Marson.exe | +1.09 | 83 | 65 |
| #5 | Neko | +0.87 | 84 | 55 |





