








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1483 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 280 matches | ||
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5799 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,844 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6864 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6560 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4083 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 6337 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,468,442 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 723 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marson.exe | 60% | 58 |
| #2 | @1gbaCS | 57% | 35 |
| #3 | LITRULLY | 55% | 125 |
| #4 | Nick Zutter | 54% | 185 |
| #5 | Neko | 52% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | 55winner | 46% | 46 |
| #11 | shouwman | 45% | 33 |
| #12 | AbyssWalker | 43% | 35 |
| #13 | Azcanta | 42% | 31 |
| #14 | Fetal Messi | 26% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lusr | 14 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | beanybaby | 13 | 0.0162 |
| #3 | Marson.exe | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Fetal Messi | 5 | 0.0082 |
| #5 | Azcanta | 5 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nick Zutter | 1553 | 0.38 | 46 min |
| #2 | πΎππ© | 472 | 0.27 | 14 min |
| #3 | LITRULLY | 440 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #4 | Marson.exe | 249 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #5 | @1gbaCS | 229 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T A K Y O N | +1.32 | 82 | 71 |
| #2 | πΎππ© | +1.24 | 68 | 77 |
| #3 | Marson.exe | +1.20 | 85 | 70 |
| #4 | Neko | +0.99 | 83 | 54 |
| #5 | Nick Zutter | +0.75 | 83 | 80 |





