








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1617 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 363 matches | ||
| Faceit | 273 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 106 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9165 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,091 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12065 | 33% |
| Smokes | 10379 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5610 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 8037 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,224,792 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 426 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | @1gbaCS | 63% | 49 |
| #2 | Saint Yaint | 59% | 66 |
| #3 | LITRULLY | 55% | 95 |
| #4 | Lycii | 53% | 43 |
| #5 | Flap | 53% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Panda!? | 53% | 132 |
| #10 | Xeno | 52% | 166 |
| #11 | ZuLaN | 52% | 118 |
| #12 | PepperoniTony | 49% | 90 |
| #13 | T A K Y O N | 47% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krip | 15 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Xeno | 12 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | PepperoniTony | 9 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Saint Yaint | 8 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | ZuLaN | 5 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nick Zutter | 1116 | 0.35 | 35 min |
| #2 | ZuLaN | 551 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #3 | HunterCruzer | 534 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #4 | Xeno | 510 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #5 | Panda!? | 435 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | @1gbaCS | +2.22 | 73 | 64 |
| #2 | πΎππ© | +2.11 | 73 | 73 |
| #3 | Saint Yaint | +1.21 | 58 | 70 |
| #4 | HunterCruzer | +1.04 | 76 | 67 |
| #5 | Lycii | +0.95 | 64 | 70 |





