








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1373 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 326 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 220 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7656 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,813 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3768 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4947 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4480 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3618 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,375,178 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3065 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FLiPMOD3 | 58% | 99 |
| #2 | Sou1 EateR | 52% | 189 |
| #3 | Craken | 51% | 233 |
| #4 | ben | 48% | 99 |
| #5 | Apollo | 48% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sou1 EateR | 911 | 0.24 | 27 min |
| #2 | Apollo | 531 | 0.25 | 14 min |
| #3 | ben | 492 | 0.24 | 15 min |
| #4 | FLiPMOD3 | 438 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #5 | Craken | 389 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sou1 EateR | +2.52 | 84 | 63 |
| #2 | Avro | +1.88 | 77 | 54 |
| #3 | Craken | +1.80 | 86 | 60 |
| #4 | FLiPMOD3 | +1.09 | 67 | 58 |
| #5 | Apollo | +0.88 | 74 | 66 |





