








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 637 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2975 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,628 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3992 | 52% |
| Smokes | 2141 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 247 | 3% |
| Molotovs | 1248 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $381,755 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Avro | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Craken | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | off da geek bar | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | JTacos | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Pillow | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ben | 336 | 0.27 | 10 min |
| #2 | Craken | 236 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | Apollo | 218 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #4 | Avro | 170 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | off da geek bar | 138 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sou1 EateR | +3.11 | 85 | 61 |
| #2 | Avro | +1.99 | 78 | 56 |
| #3 | Craken | +1.03 | 85 | 59 |
| #4 | ben | +0.02 | 76 | 81 |
| #5 | Apollo | -0.41 | 68 | 62 |





