








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 426 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 89 matches | ||
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2992 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,869 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2135 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2651 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2058 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1025 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,111,729 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 545 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Apollo | 60% | 48 |
| #2 | FLiPMOD3 | 57% | 51 |
| #3 | ben | 53% | 45 |
| #4 | Avro | 51% | 233 |
| #5 | Pillow | 49% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sou1 EateR | 660 | 0.26 | 21 min |
| #2 | Apollo | 267 | 0.28 | 7 min |
| #3 | FLiPMOD3 | 213 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #4 | ben | 212 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #5 | Avro | 208 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sou1 EateR | +2.83 | 85 | 64 |
| #2 | Avro | +2.50 | 82 | 57 |
| #3 | Craken | +2.22 | 87 | 59 |
| #4 | Apollo | +1.74 | 74 | 66 |
| #5 | ben | +0.83 | 77 | 82 |





