








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 839 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 176 matches | ||
| Premier | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3448 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,698 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2703 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1539 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 2183 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3273 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,588,208 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1898 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Apollo | 57% | 30 |
| #2 | Avro | 47% | 299 |
| #3 | Craken | 47% | 149 |
| #4 | Sou1 EateR | 45% | 104 |
| #5 | Pillow | 45% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Avro | 27 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Craken | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | JTacos | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Cryptic | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Sou1 EateR | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sou1 EateR | 386 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #2 | ben | 301 | 0.26 | 9 min |
| #3 | Avro | 265 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| #4 | FLiPMOD3 | 239 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #5 | Craken | 210 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sou1 EateR | +2.95 | 87 | 61 |
| #2 | Avro | +2.89 | 78 | 56 |
| #3 | FLiPMOD3 | +2.55 | 67 | 54 |
| #4 | Craken | +2.21 | 86 | 60 |
| #5 | ben | +1.10 | 76 | 79 |





