








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 145 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1739 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,655 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2702 | 41% |
| Smokes | 2144 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 968 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 841 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $104,189 of utility $30 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F!nny | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | FLiPMOD3 | 67% | 18 |
| #3 | Craken | 60% | 48 |
| #4 | off da geek bar | 57% | 30 |
| #5 | Sou1 EateR | 54% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Avro | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Craken | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Sou1 EateR | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | FLiPMOD3 | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | LEVIATHAN | 1 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sou1 EateR | 287 | 0.31 | 9 min |
| #2 | Cryptic | 101 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | Avro | 92 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | ben | 89 | 0.30 | 3 min |
| #5 | FLiPMOD3 | 76 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sou1 EateR | +2.01 | 86 | 66 |
| #2 | Apollo | +1.92 | 75 | 65 |
| #3 | Avro | +1.90 | 80 | 53 |
| #4 | Craken | +1.76 | 88 | 59 |
| #5 | FLiPMOD3 | +1.16 | 52 | 59 |





