








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 835 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 456 matches | ||
| Premier | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




113 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7672 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,239 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6281 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6494 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5491 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4973 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,800,388 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1174 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vali | 52% | 431 |
| #2 | rap1s | 52% | 58 |
| #3 | Feenix | 51% | 79 |
| #4 | gälis | 49% | 163 |
| #5 | Rafice | 49% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Rafice | 49% | 109 |
| #6 | patonki | 48% | 60 |
| #7 | Jeppe | 42% | 103 |
| #8 | jallu222 | 39% | 41 |
| #9 | Matti Kenttä | 31% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeppe | 26 | 0.0122 |
| #2 | gälis | 21 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | vali | 17 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | rap1s | 13 | 0.0113 |
| #5 | Rafice | 12 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vali | 2271 | 0.24 | 68 min |
| #2 | gälis | 729 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| #3 | patonki | 242 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | Jeppe | 238 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | rap1s | 231 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gälis | +2.60 | 73 | 60 |
| #2 | Pess1 | +1.73 | 76 | 55 |
| #3 | vali | -1.10 | 35 | 69 |
| #4 | jallu222 | -1.16 | 41 | 47 |
| #5 | rap1s | -1.23 | 47 | 61 |





