








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 72 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
770 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,447 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 571 | 23% |
| Smokes | 589 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 851 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 436 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $329,831 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gälis | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | rap1s | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | jallu222 | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | Pess1 | 51% | 79 |
| #5 | vali | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | jallu222 | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | Pess1 | 51% | 79 |
| #5 | vali | 43% | 21 |
| #6 | Jeppe | 42% | 45 |
| #7 | Matti Kenttä | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pess1 | 30 | 0.0191 |
| #2 | Jeppe | 12 | 0.0136 |
| #3 | gälis | 9 | 0.0471 |
| #4 | vali | 5 | 0.0115 |
| #5 | rap1s | 5 | 0.0225 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pess1 | 287 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #2 | vali | 133 | 0.31 | 4 min |
| #3 | Jeppe | 113 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | rap1s | 62 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #5 | gälis | 46 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gälis | +5.16 | 81 | 57 |
| #2 | Pess1 | +4.38 | 79 | 53 |
| #3 | rap1s | +1.97 | 49 | 67 |
| #4 | jallu222 | -0.26 | 39 | 52 |
| #5 | vali | -1.35 | 26 | 70 |





