








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 273 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 60 matches | ||
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1578 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,377 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2418 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2700 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2525 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1734 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $627,971 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 77 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rap1s | 52% | 29 |
| #2 | gälis | 51% | 37 |
| #3 | Feenix | 42% | 45 |
| #4 | Pess1 | 42% | 103 |
| #5 | vali | 33% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Pess1 | 42% | 103 |
| #5 | vali | 33% | 39 |
| #6 | jallu222 | 32% | 68 |
| #7 | Matti Kenttä | 30% | 46 |
| #8 | Anni Reponen | 7% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pess1 | 32 | 0.0149 |
| #2 | jallu222 | 9 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | Matti Kenttä | 8 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | vali | 6 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | gälis | 6 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pess1 | 418 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #2 | vali | 235 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| #3 | gälis | 160 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | rap1s | 121 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | jallu222 | 115 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gälis | +3.86 | 75 | 60 |
| #2 | Pess1 | +3.30 | 79 | 52 |
| #3 | rap1s | +2.00 | 52 | 64 |
| #4 | vali | -0.26 | 35 | 67 |
| #5 | jallu222 | -1.03 | 52 | 48 |





