








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 114 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
715 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,473 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 672 | 27% |
| Smokes | 479 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 711 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 611 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $216,901 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vector | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | PriZm | 53% | 62 |
| #3 | pmin | 51% | 63 |
| #4 | pablo | 50% | 72 |
| #5 | british_ethan | 49% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | pmin | 51% | 63 |
| #4 | pablo | 50% | 72 |
| #5 | british_ethan | 49% | 43 |
| #6 | wys | 47% | 17 |
| #7 | Camdle | 44% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pablo | 9 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | PriZm | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | british_ethan | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Vector | 3 | 0.0300 |
| #5 | pmin | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pablo | 370 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #2 | PriZm | 321 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #3 | pmin | 179 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | british_ethan | 100 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Camdle | 29 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pablo | +1.79 | 81 | 54 |
| #2 | PriZm | +1.06 | 45 | 78 |
| #3 | Vector | +0.37 | 33 | 59 |
| #4 | pmin | -0.72 | 41 | 50 |
| #5 | wys | -1.06 | 39 | 55 |





