








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 232 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1522 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,678 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1607 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1738 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1335 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1998 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $358,973 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 350 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | obi | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | H3LIX | 53% | 15 |
| #3 | Camdle | 51% | 74 |
| #4 | wys | 51% | 80 |
| #5 | PriZm | 49% | 184 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | riahoZ | 49% | 43 |
| #7 | Vector | 48% | 31 |
| #8 | pablo | 47% | 184 |
| #9 | pmin | 44% | 187 |
| #10 | bon | 32% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pablo | 23 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | PriZm | 15 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | pmin | 9 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Camdle | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Vector | 5 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PriZm | 1048 | 0.27 | 28 min |
| #2 | pablo | 862 | 0.22 | 19 min |
| #3 | pmin | 470 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #4 | Camdle | 217 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | Vector | 115 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pablo | +1.68 | 81 | 56 |
| #2 | PriZm | +1.13 | 48 | 77 |
| #3 | obi | +1.10 | 84 | 66 |
| #4 | wys | +0.30 | 43 | 54 |
| #5 | british_ethan | -0.22 | 71 | 46 |





