








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 661 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 263 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3146 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,670 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6665 | 40% |
| Smokes | 4083 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1393 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 4529 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,560,839 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 760 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PriZm | 55% | 49 |
| #2 | british_ethan | 51% | 74 |
| #3 | wys | 51% | 372 |
| #4 | pablo | 45% | 69 |
| #5 | pmin | 43% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PriZm | 55% | 49 |
| #2 | british_ethan | 51% | 74 |
| #3 | wys | 51% | 372 |
| #4 | pablo | 45% | 69 |
| #5 | pmin | 43% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wys | 15 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | pmin | 9 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | british_ethan | 8 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | pablo | 7 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | PriZm | 6 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wys | 460 | 0.06 | 14 min |
| #2 | pablo | 318 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #3 | PriZm | 271 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| #4 | pmin | 227 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | british_ethan | 184 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pablo | +3.23 | 83 | 60 |
| #2 | PriZm | +2.68 | 48 | 75 |
| #3 | wys | +2.45 | 50 | 53 |
| #4 | british_ethan | +1.13 | 75 | 46 |
| #5 | pmin | +0.12 | 44 | 47 |





