








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 367 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1495 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,825 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 894 | 32% |
| Smokes | 920 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 430 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 581 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $392,661 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 353 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | trekmann bottom text | 45% | 51 |
| #5 | tk | 44% | 9 |
| #6 | >:o | 40% | 52 |
| #7 | Sam le Slick Slime | 36% | 28 |
| #8 | Alamedin | 36% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | >:o | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | trekmann bottom text | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Alamedin | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Sam le Slick Slime | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | tk | 2 | 0.0107 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jesus john | +4.14 | 92 | 54 |
| #2 | GingaNinja | +2.21 | 76 | 38 |
| #3 | KACHOW | +1.83 | 100 | 49 |
| #4 | tk | +1.66 | 77 | 66 |
| #5 | >:o | +0.56 | 76 | 57 |





