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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 190 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 131 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1327 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,273 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2017 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1500 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1345 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1411 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $557,404 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | keta | 51% | 43 |
| #2 | StinkymingyTTV | 49% | 71 |
| #3 | helloiamtoby4633 | 48% | 117 |
| #4 | Dick Tingler | 48% | 44 |
| #5 | presdove on spotify | 45% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | helloiamtoby4633 | 48% | 117 |
| #4 | Dick Tingler | 48% | 44 |
| #5 | presdove on spotify | 45% | 77 |
| #6 | fulcrum | 33% | 12 |
| #7 | ♡ s.leepyhungry | 17% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StinkymingyTTV | 16 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | helloiamtoby4633 | 12 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | Dick Tingler | 10 | 0.0106 |
| #4 | keta | 8 | 0.0086 |
| #5 | ♡ s.leepyhungry | 3 | 0.0112 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | helloiamtoby4633 | 419 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #2 | StinkymingyTTV | 379 | 0.25 | 10 min |
| #3 | presdove on spotify | 308 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #4 | keta | 142 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | fulcrum | 38 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | helloiamtoby4633 | +2.58 | 74 | 76 |
| #2 | keta | +0.62 | 64 | 61 |
| #3 | StinkymingyTTV | +0.54 | 58 | 69 |
| #4 | mark | +0.30 | 68 | 65 |
| #5 | fulcrum | -0.01 | 74 | 47 |





