








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 276 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 129 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
961 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,290 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1117 | 26% |
| Smokes | 821 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1321 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1031 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $615,772 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KORFAS | 54% | 50 |
| #2 | DyniA_ | 52% | 48 |
| #3 | Pląbus WIN.SKIN | 51% | 59 |
| #4 | jan3k WIN.SKIN | 50% | 16 |
| #5 | ✪Old Ťřòĺëĝ✪ | 50% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ✪Old Ťřòĺëĝ✪ | 50% | 92 |
| #6 | cycki | 48% | 117 |
| #7 | FAT Big racket 2115 | 45% | 22 |
| #8 | Czapa | 43% | 47 |
| #9 | P3nny | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cycki | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | ✪Old Ťřòĺëĝ✪ | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | Pląbus WIN.SKIN | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Old Ťřòĺëĝ✪ | 611 | 0.30 | 17 min |
| #2 | cycki | 610 | 0.24 | 19 min |
| #3 | Pląbus WIN.SKIN | 204 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | DyniA_ | 122 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | KORFAS | 119 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cycki | +1.96 | 54 | 73 |
| #2 | ✪Old Ťřòĺëĝ✪ | +1.49 | 43 | 78 |
| #3 | KORFAS | +1.48 | 75 | 62 |
| #4 | Pląbus WIN.SKIN | -0.15 | 65 | 57 |
| #5 | Czapa | -0.28 | 62 | 68 |





