








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 397 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 311 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3517 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,388 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3295 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2919 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4229 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2945 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,496,246 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 659 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | desmaizitis | 52% | 96 |
| #2 | PALAID VEJA | 51% | 74 |
| #3 | TAKA | 51% | 125 |
| #4 | raymone | 51% | 57 |
| #5 | Krum1ny$ | 49% | 138 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Krum1ny$ | 49% | 138 |
| #6 | AK | 47% | 76 |
| #7 | FRANK | 45% | 94 |
| #8 | CherryStoNe_ | 40% | 25 |
| #9 | rav | 38% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TAKA | 32 | 0.0119 |
| #2 | FRANK | 12 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | desmaizitis | 10 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | AK | 10 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | raymone | 7 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TAKA | 442 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #2 | Krum1ny$ | 293 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | AK | 231 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | desmaizitis | 195 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | rav | 194 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CherryStoNe_ | +2.57 | 87 | 68 |
| #2 | rav | +1.44 | 90 | 75 |
| #3 | desmaizitis | +1.30 | 79 | 52 |
| #4 | PALAID VEJA | +0.97 | 75 | 54 |
| #5 | TAKA | +0.63 | 50 | 72 |





