








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 162 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 195 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1708 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,959 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1497 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1676 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1755 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1031 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,304,879 of utility $276 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 150 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TAKA | 55% | 29 |
| #2 | Krum1ny$ | 53% | 17 |
| #3 | rav | 49% | 89 |
| #4 | MAS7ER | 47% | 19 |
| #5 | Quidamz | 45% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TAKA | 55% | 29 |
| #2 | Krum1ny$ | 53% | 17 |
| #3 | rav | 49% | 89 |
| #4 | MAS7ER | 47% | 19 |
| #5 | Quidamz | 45% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quidamz | 10 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | TAKA | 7 | 0.0107 |
| #3 | MAS7ER | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | rav | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rav | 421 | 0.22 | 13 min |
| #2 | Quidamz | 260 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | TAKA | 102 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | Krum1ny$ | 45 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | MAS7ER | 35 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rav | +2.38 | 90 | 77 |
| #2 | TAKA | +1.26 | 46 | 73 |
| #3 | Quidamz | +0.22 | 61 | 69 |
| #4 | FRANK | -0.40 | 64 | 65 |
| #5 | MAS7ER | -2.18 | 52 | 52 |





