








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 133 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1798 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,458 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1344 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1412 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1779 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1923 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $477,657 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lilly! | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | Stitch | 57% | 51 |
| #3 | Sufrad | 54% | 158 |
| #4 | Chloe :3 | 50% | 105 |
| #5 | CUBErt | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sufrad | 18 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Stitch | 11 | 0.0116 |
| #3 | Mr. Stabby | 8 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Chloe :3 | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | magiC | 4 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chloe :3 | 249 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | Sufrad | 213 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | Mr. Stabby | 211 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | Stitch | 101 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | magiC | 56 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sufrad | +5.21 | 92 | 55 |
| #2 | Stitch | +3.35 | 76 | 40 |
| #3 | CUBErt | +1.77 | 88 | 48 |
| #4 | Slushie <3 | +0.65 | 79 | 56 |
| #5 | Krinker | -0.31 | 41 | 51 |





