








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1289 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 368 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 102 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




154 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9006 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,854 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7520 | 30% |
| Smokes | 7582 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4430 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5322 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,251,954 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1229 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | magiC | 59% | 59 |
| #2 | Sufrad | 56% | 111 |
| #3 | Stitch | 54% | 224 |
| #4 | Sub (The Solution) | 51% | 175 |
| #5 | Krinker | 49% | 225 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Sub (The Solution) | 51% | 175 |
| #5 | Krinker | 49% | 225 |
| #6 | ReallyAv1 | 47% | 70 |
| #7 | Slushie <3 | 46% | 84 |
| #8 | MysticalWafflez | 46% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stitch | 39 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | Krinker | 35 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | Sufrad | 16 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | Sub (The Solution) | 11 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Slushie <3 | 6 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stitch | 508 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #2 | MysticalWafflez | 439 | 0.25 | 11 min |
| #3 | Krinker | 434 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #4 | magiC | 153 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | Sufrad | 147 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sufrad | +4.41 | 90 | 52 |
| #2 | Stitch | +3.75 | 77 | 42 |
| #3 | MysticalWafflez | +1.71 | 79 | 64 |
| #4 | Mr. Stabby | +0.84 | 60 | 55 |
| #5 | Krinker | +0.23 | 42 | 54 |





