








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 532 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Wingman | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4624 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,207 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4875 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4233 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1823 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 3276 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,288,709 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 612 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slushie <3 | 50% | 105 |
| #2 | Sufrad | 49% | 191 |
| #3 | Lilly! | 32% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slushie <3 | 50% | 105 |
| #2 | Sufrad | 49% | 191 |
| #3 | Lilly! | 32% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sufrad | 24 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | Slushie <3 | 11 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | Lilly! | 6 | 0.0091 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sufrad | 203 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #2 | Slushie <3 | 185 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | Lilly! | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sufrad | +5.79 | 94 | 53 |
| #2 | Slushie <3 | +0.71 | 78 | 54 |
| #3 | Chloe :3 | -0.36 | 77 | 57 |
| #4 | Lilly! | -3.69 | 60 | 10 |





