








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1418 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 629 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 191 matches | ||
| Faceit | 155 matches | ||
| Wingman | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 26 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




182 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
20721 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,085 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9677 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7906 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 8546 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 8956 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,875,370 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8394 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sufrad | 60% | 151 |
| #2 | ReallyAv1 | 55% | 138 |
| #3 | Mr. Stabby | 54% | 224 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sufrad | 60% | 151 |
| #2 | ReallyAv1 | 55% | 138 |
| #3 | Mr. Stabby | 54% | 224 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Stabby | 34 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | Sufrad | 25 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | ReallyAv1 | 5 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Stabby | 639 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #2 | Sufrad | 187 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | ReallyAv1 | 186 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sufrad | +3.77 | 89 | 54 |
| #2 | Stitch | +3.40 | 73 | 43 |
| #3 | Mr. Stabby | -0.68 | 61 | 59 |
| #4 | ReallyAv1 | -3.08 | 43 | 32 |





