








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 679 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 376 matches | ||
| Faceit | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5466 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,078 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4265 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4066 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3636 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4111 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $678,941 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 636 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | papanasy0 | 77% | 517 |
| #2 | Zenk | 76% | 49 |
| #3 | 7ourney | 70% | 127 |
| #4 | CmK ✞ | 69% | 143 |
| #5 | |Vascor | 68% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | 7ourney | 70% | 127 |
| #4 | CmK ✞ | 69% | 143 |
| #5 | |Vascor | 68% | 124 |
| #6 | vatten | 65% | 52 |
| #7 | para | 61% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | papanasy0 | 5 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | CmK ✞ | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | |Vascor | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | para | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | 7ourney | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | papanasy0 | 661 | 0.08 | 15 min |
| #2 | CmK ✞ | 282 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | vatten | 209 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | 7ourney | 191 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | para | 180 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ANUB7S | +6.19 | 91 | 66 |
| #2 | papanasy0 | +4.06 | 86 | 56 |
| #3 | vatten | +1.25 | 77 | 68 |
| #4 | CmK ✞ | +0.60 | 82 | 49 |
| #5 | 7ourney | -0.01 | 83 | 52 |





