








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 509 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 280 matches | ||
| Faceit | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4381 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,756 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3289 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2806 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1717 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3944 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $797,948 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 189 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zenk | 78% | 50 |
| #2 | ANUB7S | 77% | 517 |
| #3 | |Vascor | 76% | 51 |
| #4 | 7ourney | 69% | 129 |
| #5 | CmK ✞ | 68% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | |Vascor | 76% | 51 |
| #4 | 7ourney | 69% | 129 |
| #5 | CmK ✞ | 68% | 125 |
| #6 | vatten | 64% | 66 |
| #7 | para | 59% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ANUB7S | 8 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | CmK ✞ | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | vatten | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | |Vascor | 5 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | para | 4 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ANUB7S | 963 | 0.12 | 26 min |
| #2 | CmK ✞ | 288 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | vatten | 261 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #4 | 7ourney | 195 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | para | 175 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ANUB7S | +6.21 | 91 | 66 |
| #2 | papanasy0 | +3.95 | 86 | 56 |
| #3 | vatten | +0.58 | 76 | 66 |
| #4 | CmK ✞ | +0.30 | 82 | 51 |
| #5 | 7ourney | -0.10 | 81 | 53 |





