








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1677 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 426 matches | ||
| Faceit | 357 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Esplay | 44 matches | 2,288 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11799 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,075 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11234 | 30% |
| Smokes | 9063 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7685 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 9093 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,710,759 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2623 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ANUB7S | 65% | 52 |
| #2 | 7ourney | 65% | 91 |
| #3 | CmK ✞ | 65% | 65 |
| #4 | papanasy0 | 64% | 66 |
| #5 | Excpect | 62% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ANUB7S | +3.08 | 94 | 65 |
| #2 | vatten | +2.35 | 83 | 66 |
| #3 | Excpect | +1.04 | 84 | 71 |
| #4 | ticz | +0.74 | 86 | 73 |
| #5 | Lucas | +0.70 | 75 | 65 |





