








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 256 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 162 matches | ||
| Faceit | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3248 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,803 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3370 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3201 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2363 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2869 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,017,312 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 189 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | ✪ Syckling | 54% | 41 |
| #9 | vatten | 48% | 48 |
| #10 | Walker | 46% | 65 |
| #11 | _Toxik | 43% | 30 |
| #12 | Suspec7 | 40% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CmK ✞ | 26 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | Godlonso | 23 | 0.0102 |
| #3 | 7ourney | 20 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | _Toxik | 9 | 0.0143 |
| #5 | Anonymous Heavy | 5 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 7ourney | 300 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #2 | ANUB7S | 294 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | CmK ✞ | 241 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | papanasy0 | 210 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | vatten | 162 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ANUB7S | +3.23 | 92 | 69 |
| #2 | vatten | +2.47 | 84 | 68 |
| #3 | CmK ✞ | +0.93 | 82 | 46 |
| #4 | Anonymous Heavy | +0.91 | 82 | 46 |
| #5 | papanasy0 | +0.79 | 84 | 53 |





