








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1012 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 218 matches | ||
| Faceit | 157 matches | ||
| Wingman | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




143 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6624 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,669 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2652 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3512 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3759 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2746 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,050,138 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1326 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ANUB7S | 69% | 143 |
| #2 | papanasy0 | 68% | 125 |
| #3 | _Toxik | 68% | 37 |
| #4 | vatten | 65% | 65 |
| #5 | Anonymous Heavy | 62% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ANUB7S | 470 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #2 | para | 405 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | ✪ Syckling | 390 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #4 | 7ourney | 323 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #5 | papanasy0 | 319 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ANUB7S | +3.71 | 93 | 68 |
| #2 | vatten | +2.32 | 80 | 68 |
| #3 | CmK ✞ | +2.06 | 85 | 41 |
| #4 | Anonymous Heavy | +1.18 | 84 | 51 |
| #5 | papanasy0 | +0.93 | 84 | 58 |





