








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 610 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 227 matches | ||
| Faceit | 213 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 73 matches | ||
| Wingman | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8972 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,772 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2379 | 17% |
| Smokes | 4639 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3666 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3088 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,423,559 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 90 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ANUB7S | 70% | 127 |
| #2 | papanasy0 | 69% | 129 |
| #3 | vatten | 65% | 91 |
| #4 | _Toxik | 59% | 51 |
| #5 | Anonymous Heavy | 58% | 183 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CmK ✞ | 70 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | Godlonso | 39 | 0.0103 |
| #3 | para | 30 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | ✪ Syckling | 24 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | Anonymous Heavy | 18 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | para | 588 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #2 | ✪ Syckling | 569 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #3 | ANUB7S | 438 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #4 | CmK ✞ | 418 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #5 | vatten | 327 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ANUB7S | +3.45 | 93 | 69 |
| #2 | vatten | +2.27 | 83 | 69 |
| #3 | papanasy0 | +1.56 | 83 | 56 |
| #4 | 7ourney | +1.07 | 85 | 45 |
| #5 | CmK ✞ | +0.94 | 83 | 42 |





