








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 113 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1807 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,237 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 942 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1452 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1512 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1331 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,201,693 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 213 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RobG | 46% | 24 |
| #2 | Cookie | 44% | 18 |
| #3 | ♛k1nG_cRowN♛ EveryRoundFullBuy | 43% | 30 |
| #4 | Flutschfing3r | 43% | 28 |
| #5 | xCrZy | 43% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | nexinus | 33% | 27 |
| #11 | Silentway_ | 31% | 54 |
| #12 | ✪ RealCyron | 31% | 26 |
| #13 | shadowwwind | 29% | 17 |
| #14 | spa1teN | 29% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Silentway_ | 172 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | C0okieDance | 163 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #3 | chrissiMZ | 131 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | 𝓛𝓾𝓷𝓪 | 69 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | ♛k1nG_cRowN♛ EveryRoundFullBuy | 62 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xCrZy | +3.25 | 62 | 54 |
| #2 | 𝓛𝓾𝓷𝓪 | +3.03 | 72 | 42 |
| #3 | nexinus | +2.63 | 82 | 49 |
| #4 | Cookie | +2.25 | 63 | 54 |
| #5 | Flutschfing3r | +1.99 | 73 | 26 |





