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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 404 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 284 matches | ||
| Wingman | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7077 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,410 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4453 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4711 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4244 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5002 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,684,954 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 367 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ricixixixix | 72% | 39 |
| #2 | ropzius | 69% | 49 |
| #3 | Shadow | 68% | 93 |
| #4 | gigabit- | 63% | 75 |
| #5 | LithuanianDonkey | 60% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | gigabit- | 63% | 75 |
| #5 | LithuanianDonkey | 60% | 117 |
| #6 | sleep deprivation | 59% | 75 |
| #7 | ✪LamBaDa | 58% | 118 |
| #8 | avesuire | 53% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gigabit- | 9 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | LithuanianDonkey | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Shadow | 7 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | sleep deprivation | 6 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | ropzius | 4 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪LamBaDa | 439 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #2 | sleep deprivation | 360 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #3 | Shadow | 244 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | gigabit- | 228 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | ropzius | 164 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪LamBaDa | +2.02 | 75 | 79 |
| #2 | gigabit- | +2.02 | 84 | 69 |
| #3 | Shadow | +1.82 | 81 | 70 |
| #4 | sleep deprivation | +1.70 | 76 | 68 |
| #5 | likedom | +1.51 | 86 | 57 |





