








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 40 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
943 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,139 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 589 | 19% |
| Smokes | 530 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 955 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1065 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $248,172 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gigabit- | 76% | 17 |
| 75% | 12 | ||
| #3 | ♿ dLj ♿ | 75% | 20 |
| #4 | Ratlosky is a glorper | 62% | 29 |
| 62% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | likedom | 53% | 68 |
| #9 | Kaczer | 53% | 19 |
| #10 | sleep deprivation | 53% | 38 |
| #11 | Игорь большой пен | 47% | 15 |
| #12 | Samme :3 | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | likedom | 6 | 0.0044 |
| 6 | 0.0080 | ||
| #3 | sleep deprivation | 5 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | lichy 𐂯 | 5 | 0.0082 |
| 5 | 0.0218 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sleep deprivation | 209 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #2 | likedom | 114 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | lichy 𐂯 | 100 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | gigabit- | 72 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| 69 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gigabit- | +4.99 | 88 | 67 |
| #2 | likedom | +3.45 | 91 | 56 |
| +3.08 | 72 | 75 | ||
| +2.94 | 87 | 58 | ||
| #5 | sleep deprivation | +2.75 | 77 | 67 |





