








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 287 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3928 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,158 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6063 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5708 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3007 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3380 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $469,902 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 335 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Virdulys | 69% | 42 |
| #2 | LithuanianDonkey | 68% | 102 |
| #3 | B L I $ T E R | 64% | 25 |
| #4 | Shadow | 64% | 169 |
| #5 | likedom | 58% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Shadow | 64% | 169 |
| #5 | likedom | 58% | 118 |
| #6 | ropzius | 55% | 106 |
| #7 | Amnesia | 52% | 201 |
| #8 | SpOty↯ | 43% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shadow | 15 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Amnesia | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | likedom | 11 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | LithuanianDonkey | 10 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | ropzius | 8 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amnesia | 440 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #2 | Shadow | 412 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | ropzius | 389 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #4 | likedom | 222 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | LithuanianDonkey | 119 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪LamBaDa | +2.24 | 79 | 77 |
| #2 | Shadow | +1.76 | 83 | 66 |
| #3 | likedom | +1.27 | 86 | 60 |
| #4 | LithuanianDonkey | +0.73 | 77 | 58 |
| #5 | ropzius | +0.17 | 74 | 60 |





