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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1319 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 117 matches | ||
| Premier | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 81 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




181 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6986 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,349 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5731 | 26% |
| Smokes | 7697 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 4060 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4861 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,243,517 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 908 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | furyZ | 53% | 314 |
| #2 | KriD | 48% | 548 |
| #3 | PabiiUbii | 45% | 118 |
| #4 | intelke | 43% | 97 |
| #5 | Bedokrissz | 39% | 183 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | furyZ | 53% | 314 |
| #2 | KriD | 48% | 548 |
| #3 | PabiiUbii | 45% | 118 |
| #4 | intelke | 43% | 97 |
| #5 | Bedokrissz | 39% | 183 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KriD | 212 | 0.0200 |
| #2 | furyZ | 141 | 0.0233 |
| #3 | Bedokrissz | 31 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | PabiiUbii | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | intelke | 6 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KriD | 1323 | 0.12 | 32 min |
| #2 | furyZ | 1092 | 0.18 | 30 min |
| #3 | Bedokrissz | 286 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | PabiiUbii | 188 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | intelke | 16 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | furyZ | +2.38 | 78 | 75 |
| #2 | KriD | +1.59 | 75 | 62 |
| #3 | vajdezAzA | +0.64 | 63 | 58 |
| #4 | PabiiUbii | -3.20 | 27 | 63 |
| #5 | intelke | -3.44 | 25 | 31 |





