








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 458 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 400 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3574 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,620 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 262 | 2% |
| Smokes | 3695 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5072 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 3591 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,352,204 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | furyZ | 46% | 54 |
| #2 | PabiiUbii | 45% | 331 |
| #3 | KriD | 44% | 91 |
| #4 | Alice | 44% | 39 |
| #5 | vajdezAzA | 43% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | furyZ | 46% | 54 |
| #2 | PabiiUbii | 45% | 331 |
| #3 | KriD | 44% | 91 |
| #4 | Alice | 44% | 39 |
| #5 | vajdezAzA | 43% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KriD | 24 | 0.0131 |
| #2 | PabiiUbii | 19 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | furyZ | 11 | 0.0101 |
| #4 | vajdezAzA | 10 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PabiiUbii | 542 | 0.08 | 14 min |
| #2 | vajdezAzA | 243 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | KriD | 233 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | furyZ | 214 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #5 | Alice | 53 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | furyZ | +3.45 | 78 | 73 |
| #2 | KriD | +2.78 | 74 | 64 |
| #3 | vajdezAzA | +1.60 | 62 | 63 |
| #4 | Alice | +0.77 | 56 | 63 |
| #5 | PabiiUbii | -0.99 | 31 | 63 |





