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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 833 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 80 matches | ||
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 122 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




220 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4899 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,139 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4455 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5941 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4641 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4102 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,526,675 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 250 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | furyZ | 53% | 285 |
| #2 | vajdezAzA | 48% | 548 |
| #3 | PabiiUbii | 47% | 104 |
| #4 | intelke | 44% | 91 |
| #5 | Bedokrissz | 41% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | furyZ | 53% | 285 |
| #2 | vajdezAzA | 48% | 548 |
| #3 | PabiiUbii | 47% | 104 |
| #4 | intelke | 44% | 91 |
| #5 | Bedokrissz | 41% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vajdezAzA | 155 | 0.0146 |
| #2 | furyZ | 126 | 0.0231 |
| #3 | Bedokrissz | 31 | 0.0106 |
| #4 | PabiiUbii | 7 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | intelke | 6 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vajdezAzA | 1316 | 0.12 | 32 min |
| #2 | furyZ | 972 | 0.18 | 28 min |
| #3 | Bedokrissz | 248 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | PabiiUbii | 153 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | intelke | 15 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | furyZ | +2.20 | 77 | 75 |
| #2 | KriD | +1.63 | 75 | 62 |
| #3 | vajdezAzA | +0.36 | 61 | 59 |
| #4 | PabiiUbii | -2.98 | 28 | 64 |
| #5 | intelke | -3.47 | 25 | 30 |





