








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 960 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




147 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3753 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,715 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4390 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3019 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3420 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2886 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $806,267 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 464 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PabiiUbii | 53% | 60 |
| #2 | KriD | 53% | 285 |
| #3 | vajdezAzA | 53% | 314 |
| #4 | intelke | 46% | 54 |
| #5 | Bedokrissz | 42% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PabiiUbii | 53% | 60 |
| #2 | KriD | 53% | 285 |
| #3 | vajdezAzA | 53% | 314 |
| #4 | intelke | 46% | 54 |
| #5 | Bedokrissz | 42% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KriD | 118 | 0.0216 |
| #2 | vajdezAzA | 100 | 0.0165 |
| #3 | Bedokrissz | 28 | 0.0103 |
| #4 | intelke | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | PabiiUbii | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vajdezAzA | 751 | 0.12 | 19 min |
| #2 | KriD | 679 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #3 | Bedokrissz | 233 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | PabiiUbii | 76 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | intelke | 11 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | furyZ | +2.44 | 77 | 74 |
| #2 | KriD | +1.74 | 75 | 63 |
| #3 | vajdezAzA | +0.71 | 64 | 59 |
| #4 | PabiiUbii | -3.18 | 24 | 61 |
| #5 | intelke | -3.40 | 23 | 37 |





