








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 237 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
924 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,055 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1055 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1479 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1397 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1124 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $521,753 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | furyZ | 42% | 142 |
| #2 | KriD | 41% | 153 |
| #3 | vajdezAzA | 39% | 183 |
| #4 | PabiiUbii | 24% | 34 |
| #5 | intelke | 9% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | furyZ | 42% | 142 |
| #2 | KriD | 41% | 153 |
| #3 | vajdezAzA | 39% | 183 |
| #4 | PabiiUbii | 24% | 34 |
| #5 | intelke | 9% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | furyZ | 78 | 0.0287 |
| #2 | KriD | 61 | 0.0209 |
| #3 | vajdezAzA | 59 | 0.0168 |
| #4 | intelke | 2 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | PabiiUbii | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | furyZ | 510 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #2 | vajdezAzA | 426 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #3 | KriD | 379 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #4 | PabiiUbii | 60 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | intelke | 4 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | furyZ | +2.85 | 76 | 75 |
| #2 | KriD | +2.43 | 74 | 61 |
| #3 | vajdezAzA | +0.74 | 64 | 58 |
| #4 | PabiiUbii | -2.38 | 20 | 59 |
| #5 | intelke | -2.74 | 27 | 38 |





