








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 934 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 666 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 80 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6537 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,726 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5882 | 22% |
| Smokes | 6377 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 9450 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 5017 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,349,877 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 142 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | furyZ | 53% | 60 |
| #2 | KriD | 47% | 104 |
| #3 | intelke | 45% | 331 |
| #4 | vajdezAzA | 45% | 118 |
| #5 | Alice | 39% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | furyZ | 53% | 60 |
| #2 | KriD | 47% | 104 |
| #3 | intelke | 45% | 331 |
| #4 | vajdezAzA | 45% | 118 |
| #5 | Alice | 39% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KriD | 37 | 0.0176 |
| #2 | vajdezAzA | 28 | 0.0118 |
| #3 | furyZ | 20 | 0.0164 |
| #4 | intelke | 16 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KriD | 274 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | vajdezAzA | 255 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | furyZ | 227 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #4 | Alice | 87 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | intelke | 58 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | furyZ | +3.64 | 78 | 73 |
| #2 | KriD | +2.33 | 73 | 64 |
| #3 | vajdezAzA | +1.92 | 66 | 61 |
| #4 | Alice | +0.09 | 53 | 64 |
| #5 | PabiiUbii | -0.51 | 33 | 64 |





