








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 132 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 249 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3001 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,378 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1948 | 17% |
| Smokes | 3423 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3793 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2214 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,397,915 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 42 BMI Elige | 32 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | Obama Bin Slobbin | 15 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | 2Big | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Akame | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Please Kill Me My Life Is A Meme | 5 | 0.0129 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 42 BMI Elige | 725 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #2 | Obama Bin Slobbin | 425 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | 2Big | 385 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #4 | Akame | 226 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | Spedro | 137 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 42 BMI Elige | +1.45 | 59 | 58 |
| #2 | Gligga | +0.94 | 46 | 47 |
| #3 | xyp10x | +0.59 | 64 | 57 |
| #4 | 2Big | -0.78 | 44 | 45 |
| #5 | Obama Bin Slobbin | -0.83 | 41 | 56 |





