








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 887 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 155 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5921 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,283 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8442 | 32% |
| Smokes | 8126 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5377 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4338 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,932,626 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 108 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ventzer | 59% | 150 |
| #2 | Spedro | 54% | 98 |
| #3 | Gligga | 51% | 68 |
| #4 | Pixy Reversed | 51% | 74 |
| #5 | 2Big | 51% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ventzer | +6.52 | 90 | 55 |
| #2 | 42 BMI Elige | +1.99 | 57 | 55 |
| #3 | Gligga | +1.42 | 52 | 50 |
| #4 | Akame | +0.47 | 44 | 52 |
| #5 | ShadowOwl | +0.24 | 48 | 38 |





