








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 890 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 415 matches | ||
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 127 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7765 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,681 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6368 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5840 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5366 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6107 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,447,099 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 180 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raiden // Danny | 56% | 137 |
| #2 | Shaw | 55% | 313 |
| #3 | senn1n | 55% | 354 |
| #4 | ❥ ..ℳίί𝖊乙𝖊.. ❥ | 54% | 35 |
| #5 | S1ckR1ck | 54% | 435 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | senn1n | 55% | 354 |
| #4 | ❥ ..ℳίί𝖊乙𝖊.. ❥ | 54% | 35 |
| #5 | S1ckR1ck | 54% | 435 |
| #6 | DODI | 52% | 48 |
| #7 | DoniC | 52% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S1ckR1ck | 18 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | senn1n | 8 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Shaw | 7 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Raiden // Danny | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | DoniC | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S1ckR1ck | 2265 | 0.24 | 59 min |
| #2 | senn1n | 1336 | 0.17 | 33 min |
| #3 | Shaw | 1224 | 0.18 | 36 min |
| #4 | DoniC | 552 | 0.27 | 15 min |
| #5 | Raiden // Danny | 364 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .Emilio | +1.10 | 71 | 65 |
| #2 | S1ckR1ck | +0.87 | 58 | 78 |
| #3 | DoniC | +0.75 | 76 | 76 |
| #4 | Raiden // Danny | +0.34 | 73 | 73 |
| #5 | DODI | +0.07 | 72 | 54 |





