








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 730 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 387 matches | ||
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6023 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,329 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9936 | 33% |
| Smokes | 8381 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4771 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 7241 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,021,555 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WolfTheCat ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ | 65% | 37 |
| #2 | ❥ ..ℳίί𝖊乙𝖊.. ❥ | 57% | 56 |
| #3 | Shaw | 55% | 385 |
| #4 | senn1n | 54% | 424 |
| #5 | Raiden // Danny | 54% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | senn1n | 54% | 424 |
| #5 | Raiden // Danny | 54% | 154 |
| #6 | .Emilio | 54% | 435 |
| #7 | DODI | 51% | 70 |
| #8 | DoniC | 49% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .Emilio | 14 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | senn1n | 12 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Shaw | 7 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Raiden // Danny | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | DoniC | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | senn1n | 1534 | 0.16 | 36 min |
| #2 | Shaw | 1426 | 0.17 | 42 min |
| #3 | .Emilio | 1367 | 0.14 | 36 min |
| #4 | DoniC | 633 | 0.26 | 16 min |
| #5 | Raiden // Danny | 405 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .Emilio | +1.33 | 69 | 64 |
| #2 | S1ckR1ck | +1.18 | 61 | 75 |
| #3 | DoniC | +0.59 | 75 | 72 |
| #4 | Raiden // Danny | +0.27 | 74 | 71 |
| #5 | DODI | -0.09 | 73 | 56 |





