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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 98 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1700 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,404 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1172 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1177 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1260 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 795 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $671,844 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 156 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | senn1n | 53% | 62 |
| #2 | .Emilio | 52% | 48 |
| #3 | S1ckR1ck | 51% | 70 |
| #4 | Shaw | 51% | 67 |
| #5 | DoniC | 44% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | senn1n | 53% | 62 |
| #2 | .Emilio | 52% | 48 |
| #3 | S1ckR1ck | 51% | 70 |
| #4 | Shaw | 51% | 67 |
| #5 | DoniC | 44% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S1ckR1ck | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Shaw | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | senn1n | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | DoniC | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S1ckR1ck | 388 | 0.25 | 10 min |
| #2 | DoniC | 296 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| #3 | Shaw | 260 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #4 | senn1n | 194 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | .Emilio | 173 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .Emilio | +2.51 | 68 | 65 |
| #2 | DODI | +1.94 | 75 | 53 |
| #3 | DoniC | +0.94 | 74 | 75 |
| #4 | S1ckR1ck | +0.84 | 54 | 78 |
| #5 | Shaw | -1.74 | 29 | 77 |





