








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 97 matches | ||
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1515 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,790 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1922 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2215 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 952 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1701 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $476,668 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .Emilio | 56% | 137 |
| #2 | Shaw | 55% | 119 |
| #3 | S1ckR1ck | 54% | 154 |
| #4 | senn1n | 53% | 145 |
| #5 | ❥ ..ℳίί𝖊乙𝖊.. ❥ | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .Emilio | 56% | 137 |
| #2 | Shaw | 55% | 119 |
| #3 | S1ckR1ck | 54% | 154 |
| #4 | senn1n | 53% | 145 |
| #5 | ❥ ..ℳίί𝖊乙𝖊.. ❥ | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S1ckR1ck | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | .Emilio | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | senn1n | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Shaw | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S1ckR1ck | 781 | 0.23 | 21 min |
| #2 | senn1n | 506 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #3 | Shaw | 404 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #4 | .Emilio | 381 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #5 | ❥ ..ℳίί𝖊乙𝖊.. ❥ | 33 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S1ckR1ck | +1.49 | 64 | 79 |
| #2 | .Emilio | +0.89 | 68 | 65 |
| #3 | Raiden // Danny | +0.59 | 75 | 72 |
| #4 | senn1n | -1.05 | 61 | 68 |
| #5 | Shaw | -1.22 | 44 | 77 |





