








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 449 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 334 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4322 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,101 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7814 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5813 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5291 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5183 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,359,511 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shaw | 55% | 331 |
| #2 | .Emilio | 55% | 354 |
| #3 | S1ckR1ck | 54% | 424 |
| #4 | DODI | 53% | 62 |
| #5 | Raiden // Danny | 53% | 145 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | S1ckR1ck | 54% | 424 |
| #4 | DODI | 53% | 62 |
| #5 | Raiden // Danny | 53% | 145 |
| #6 | DoniC | 51% | 71 |
| #7 | ❥ ..ℳίί𝖊乙𝖊.. ❥ | 47% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .Emilio | 15 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | S1ckR1ck | 14 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Shaw | 3 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | Raiden // Danny | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | DoniC | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S1ckR1ck | 2158 | 0.23 | 57 min |
| #2 | Shaw | 1190 | 0.16 | 36 min |
| #3 | .Emilio | 1081 | 0.14 | 28 min |
| #4 | Raiden // Danny | 379 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #5 | DoniC | 379 | 0.25 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DoniC | +1.70 | 80 | 75 |
| #2 | .Emilio | +1.54 | 69 | 67 |
| #3 | S1ckR1ck | +1.39 | 61 | 79 |
| #4 | DODI | +0.31 | 74 | 55 |
| #5 | Raiden // Danny | +0.19 | 74 | 72 |





