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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 188 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 107 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4266 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,721 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1551 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2464 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2544 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3162 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $914,746 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 105 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zen | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | Luke:> | 65% | 71 |
| #3 | ⚛0rkin♆ | 62% | 101 |
| #4 | andalusia | 60% | 43 |
| #5 | jawillez | 59% | 155 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Patty #Refrag.gg | 30 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | jawillez | 12 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Luke:> | 10 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | future milf | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Chief Queef | 6 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚛0rkin♆ | 769 | 0.35 | 23 min |
| #2 | Patty #Refrag.gg | 678 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #3 | jawillez | 427 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #4 | Luke:> | 376 | 0.25 | 11 min |
| #5 | future milf | 246 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luke:> | +4.28 | 88 | 69 |
| #2 | cama #Refrag.gg | +3.24 | 85 | 59 |
| #3 | p1ksel | +1.80 | 77 | 67 |
| #4 | Patty #Refrag.gg | +1.04 | 82 | 57 |
| #5 | jawillez | +0.65 | 71 | 61 |





